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“A path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you . . . Look at every path closely and deliberately. Try it as many times as you think necessary. Then ask yourself alone, one question . . . Does this path have a heart? If it does, the path is good; if it doesn't it is of no use.”
Carlos Castaneda

Monday, January 7, 2013

Home Land Security











[Mr. Furious, the Blue Raja, and the Shoveller are sneaking across Frankenstein's property to undertake some reconnaissance

Mr. Furious: Shh! Wait! Hear that? We must have hit a trip-wire. It could be a proton eviscerator heating up. 
The Shoveller: It could be a cybernetic atom scrambler. They target moving objects. 
The Blue Raja: It sounds more like a heat-seeking anthrax projection gun to me. Quickly, cover your mouths. 
Mr. Furious: No, let's bolt! Come on! 
The Shoveller No! Don't move. 
The Blue Raja: Don't breathe! 
Mr. Furious: Let's bolt! 
The Shoveller: Don't move! 
The Blue Raja: Don't breathe! 
Mr. Furious: Let's bolt! 
The Shoveller: Don't move! 

[
a sprinkler system turns on and the three are soaked]


The Shoveller: [disgustedly] Ohh, it's the sprinkler.

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