"Shut Up and Go Back to the Mall That Spawned You!"

I don't walk into malls to often and one a recent trip I had the pleasure (?) of visiting a new one. When I saw people sitting down on sofas, reading the paper and watching t.v., I immediately thought of this:

"You do realize that by the year 2000 all malls will be connected. It's gonna be a sub-culture of mall people, who have never seen daylight, born, bred, and raised in the malls, sent down to the wafting tomb of Debbie Gibson to become Happy Consumers." - Bill Hicks (Sane Man-1989)

Debbie Gibson was to Bill Hicks as Pennywise was to the children of Derry.